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Of all the tricks I've cultivated to hook hapless folks into my schemes, nothing compares to a song-and-dance routine! |
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Yes, once you get their toes a-tapping and their lips a-whistling, they'll be more susceptible to flim-flammery than ever! |
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(I believe it's because a catchy tune draws blood away from the corpus mentallosum... but contrary to rumor, I'm no doctor.) |
The Singin' Swindler[]
| Character | Activity | Time | Rewards |
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Level 4 |
Send Honest John to do a song-and-dance routine. "Sing and Dance!" |
6h |  5,  100
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(Ahem.) Er... As I was saying before: Nothing compares to a song-and-dance routine... |
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... UNLESS you are performing it on the same street where you recently posed as a destitute, one-legged beggar. |
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Or if you DO... be prepared to spend the better part of your dance number dodging rotten vegetables. |
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Claiming your leg "miraculously grew back" is not as persuasive as one might think. |
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