99 Oh noes! Something isn't adding up! This article is focused on the deep lore of the Baldi's Basics series, possibly containing some spoilers of it. 99
The title of this article is conjectural, which means the current title may be based on incomplete information or the official name is not revealed yet.
The glitched school is found above the Schoolhouse. Every glitched room and hallway has an assortment of corrupted, multi-colored Baldi sprites known as Baldloons, and two of the rooms have salmon-colored notebooks.
There are two weird message textures, with different colored text, attached on the wall and ceiling.
The room connected by a faculty door has a minimized and tilted outdoor area, exit, and a blocking wall in one of its corners.
One of the rooms connected by a class door has multiple Playtimes in a row (all are large and about the same size as the player's height, and each Playtime in sequence corresponds to one of Playtime's animation frames) and a huge PlaceFace sprite.
0th Prize is found at the end of one of the hallways, and The Test's head is located floating in the middle of one of the hallways.
In Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered, there are several differences compared to Baldi's Basics Birthday Bash:
0th Prize is absent.
One of the rooms with a notebook has a tilted debug room cell instead of an outdoor area.
There is only one weird message texture on the wall.
Lighting on individual tiles switch to bright and dark instead of just dark lighting in Birthday Bash.
There is an empty area where it is actually connected to the hallway.
PlaceFace is in his normal size instead of being huge.
There is a hidden debug room with a crying Baldi texture that can only be accessed after the red Baldloons start spawning.
Overview[]
The glitched school is accessed by two opened entrances located from the cafeteria from both sides after the player blows out the cake's candle.
There is also a puzzle room that has the player count Baldloons represented as "balloons", according to the advice poster. The player must locate and count Baldloons in every room and input the correct number with the four buttons:
Purple - 8
Blue - 6
Green - 3
Orange - 1
The secret room that shows up after the player solves the puzzle.
After the player enters the correct number of Baldloons, Baldi's "WOW!" voice is heard and a secret room is revealed with a "Woah! You are SMART!" chalkboard and a bunch of chairs in a circle. When the player reaches the secret room, red Baldloons will appear and slowly take over the locations in a huge growing number, but they do not harm the player. When this happens, half of every wall texture from around the areas (even normal rooms below) will suddenly be replaced with a distorted picture of a Baldi-like figure, named DSCI_0000, from the torso up, with a turquoise shirt and a large, deformed head.
At the end of the game, an infinite number of red Baldloons will fill up the locations as they crowd around the player. Afterwards, the distorted "Thank you!" screen will display.
In Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered, the number of Baldloons is randomized each playthrough. Also, there is no chalkboard in the secret room and DSCI_0000 is not present. Instead, the red Baldloons, when they start spawning, will delete tiles they come in contact with which allows the player to see the outside of the building. They will also glitch up the colors of all textures when they touch the player. Instead of the distorted "Thank you!" screen, the screen after completing Classic Style will appear after 3 minutes or longer have passed since entering the hidden room. Unlike in Baldi's Basics Birthday Bash, Baldi's face can be seen in the You Can Think Pad, albeit glitched with his mouth moving animation being swapped with his frowning. The Everybody's Favorite Subject music is also glitched with random sounds and Baldi's voice lines will randomly be sped up or slowed down.
Rooms[]
Baldi's Basics Birthday Bash[]
Room 1
Room 2
Room 3
Room 4
Room 5 ("Baldi's Office")
Room 6
Room 7 (Hidden)
Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered[]
Room 1
Room 2
Room 3
Room 4
Room 5 ("Baldi's Office")
Room 6
Room 7 (Hidden)
Hidden debug room
Trivia[]
General[]
Although this location has no official name, it is strangely referred to as just "Glitch" in the coding scripts.
Collecting the notebooks in this area is optional. That means the player can see the ending even if they do not collect notebooks in this location.
In the multi-colored weird message walls, the words in red spell out: "YOU WILL, NEVER! LEAVE" (YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE).
In Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered, quotation marks (" ") are added between the word "NEVER!".
The chairs in the secret room constantly face the camera as if they were sprites. However, they are the same chairs that are made in UModeler, instead of being in 2D.
The siren noises heard in the glitched school are most likely from a Whelen Air Horn.
The background ambient is actually Baldi's slap sound, but sped up and less bass-boosted.
Any character in this location, except for the red Baldloon, are non-functional.
Baldi's Basics Birthday Bash[]
If the player collects the notebook from the classroom where blue and purple Baldloons are found, all of the chairs are removed while the table and a single chair are merged and moved to the other side of the room.
The player is not able to use a WD-NoSquee on any of the doors in these areas.
This was fixed in Baldi's Basics Classic Remastered.
With the help of hacks, it turns out that the whirlpools also affect the player's movement in height.
The skybox is revealed to be completely pitch-black, as seen when hacking to get outside, using the Teleportation Teleporter to get back to the cafeteria exit or clipping out of the map.
The colored statics (blue from the top, and green at the bottom) for DSCI_0000 appear to match the shirt color for another Baldi-like character from the BadSum screen and Baldi himself respectively. This comparison strongly gives evidence that there are two different hidden entities with relations to Baldi.
Two statics also appear to symbolize two colors for mixing into turquoise, the same color for DSCI_0000's shirt.
