Dr. Julia Ogden: So, I have everyone's results.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Right, so, here we all are. How did we do?
Dr. Julia Ogden: Quite well. In fact, inspector, you just managed to edge out George.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Oh. You all right, me ol' mucker? Wisdom comes with experience, as they say.
Constable George Crabtree: No surprise there, sir. Well done.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: And what about this one? Did he get any answers right?
Dr. Julia Ogden: Yes! In fact, Henry scored the best of everyone.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: What?
Constable George Crabtree: Him?
Constable Henry Higgins: Really?
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: You sure about that?
Dr. Julia Ogden: Quite.
Constable Henry Higgins: Huh. Don't know what to say. I guess I'll be taking the weekend off, sir. Deal's a deal.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Fine. Crabtree, rip up this week's schedule. Higgins will be mucking out the stables for the rest of the month.
Constable Henry Higgins: Sir?
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: And next month!
Dr. Julia Ogden: Oh, I'm so sorry, Henry. I didn't realize this silly test would cause such consternation.
Constable Henry Higgins: Oh, it's all right. And I still get to make fun of George for being daft.
Constable George Crabtree: Except I'm not the one on stable duty.
Constable Henry Higgins: You got the answers wrong on purpose, didn't you?
Constable George Crabtree: Higgins, I don't know how smart I am, but only a nitwit would beat his boss on an intelligence test.
