- Gwendoline: Do we say something?
- Korina: No. Too much time has gone by. It's weird now. Should we just leave and then knock?
- Gwendoline: Or how about when he comes back in, we yell "surprise"?
- Korina: That seems like a terrible, terrible idea.
- [Dieter enters the room]
- Korina: Surprise!
- Gwendoline: Surprise!
- Dieter: [screaming, in German] Shit, shit, shit!
- [in English]
- Dieter: All the hairs on my chest burned off.
- Korina: You sure they were there to begin with?
- Dieter: They're blonde, so you cannot see them, but they were there and they were glorious.
- Korina: I've been reconning their systems for months to test their capabilities.
- Dieter: Reconning? What does this mean, reconning?
- Korina: You know, reconning. Fucking reconning. I've been reconning them. Now get out of my asshole, Mr. I Don't Want To Make Out.
- Dieter: Ah, okay. Got it. Okay, reconning.
- Korina: Having Fun?
- Dieter: Yes, I'm having so much fun. This is the first real party I've been to in many moons.
- Korina: I don't judge.
- Dieter: The music is very, very cool. Who is the maker?
- Korina: You're looking at her.
- [whispers]
- Korina: I only DJ my own music.
- Dieter: Oh, wow, that's very cool.
- Korina: So you want to make out or whatever?
- Dieter: Sorry? Uh... Do I wish to, uh... Oh, my God. Um...
- [sighs and glances at Gwendoline]
- Dieter: Um...
- Korina: [turns around to look at Gwendoline and back to Dieter] Good luck with that.
- Gwendoline: When she was ten, using only her laptop, she bypassed the security systems for a major motion picture studio and stole an early copy of Pirates of the Caribbean 2.
- Dieter: Holy shit. I remember when that was leaked. That was her?
- Korina: Yes, that was me.
- Gwendoline: She's done cooler things. I just figured that would interest you the most, seeing as you're... Well...
- Korina: Nerd.
- Gwendoline: Not really a way to make friends.
- Korina: I meant it as a compliment from a nerd to another nerd.
- [Dieter rubs his eyes and sniffles]
- Korina: No need to cry.
- Dieter: My tears are because I have a cat allergy.
- [he nods to Gwen]
- Dieter: Cat allergy. But thank you for the compliment, Miss Dominguez.