Hardbodies (1984)

Grant Cramer: Scotty

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• Scotty Palmer : I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them.

  Hunter : Dialogued them?

  Scotty Palmer : Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD.

  Hunter : BBD?

  Rounder : That's not like herpes, is it?

  Scotty Palmer : BBD - it's the bigger and better deal.

• Scotty Palmer : You guys fags?

  Hunter : Yeah. I'm the Queen of France and these guys are the D'Angelo sisters... Scotty, we're perfectly straight, man. That's the problem. We're too straight. All we're interested in are hardbodies and we want you to teach us how to get them.

  Rounder : To dialog them.

  Ashby : And BBD them.

• Scotty Palmer : Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique.

  Hunter : How about a "J" for jerkoff?

• Scotty Palmer : My friend Rag here, he's multilingual. He's flipping you off in 48 languages

• Scotty Palmer : Be Scottitfitous, buddy.

• Scotty Palmer : No, he's got a case of blue balls - you know, love nuts.

• Scotty Palmer : Ragger, a gentleman does not discuss these things.

  Rag : Yeah, but a surfer does.

• Scotty Palmer : Hey, you know that thing is like a magnet for hardbodies.

  Rounder : Hardbodies?

  Hunter : What's a hardbody?

  Scotty Palmer : Hardbodies - you know, little foxes down on the beach.

• Scotty Palmer : I think its time I took you guys to the ultimate place for meeting women. A hidden valley of hardbodies. And the only thing you need know to gain entry is the secret passwords: Let's go shopping.

• Scotty Palmer : Hey, look, they might be old, ugly and horny; but, actually they're very nice guys.

  Kimberly : Hard up for hard ons.

  Rag : There's a lot of that going around.

• Kristi : The best is yet to come.

  Scotty Palmer : Slow this thing down a little bit. I'm starting to get seasick.

  Kristi : Now, Scotty, get ready - for - the big - bang.

• Scotty Palmer : Stick around, baby, surprise is my middle name.

• Scotty Palmer : [9:33]  I'm telling you, Kimber has got the hots for you.