What's Up, Doc? (1972)

Stefan Gierasch: Fritz

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• Fritz : You will enter Mrs. Van Hoskins' room, through the adjoining room and you will take the jewel case to the basement.

  Harry : What if she wakes up and sees me?

  Fritz : You will tell her you are smitten with her, that you have have followed her all night, and you will make passionate love to her.

  Harry : Couldn't I just kill her?

• Fritz : [Mrs. Van Hoskins approaches]  Here she comes now, did you get the jewels out of the hotel?

  Harry : Nah, I stashed 'em in 1714, I didn't have time...

  Fritz : 1714? What kind of house detective are you? Cannot commit a simple burglary.

  Harry : I'm ashamed.

  Fritz : Nevermind. I will return the case to her room, while you detain her.

  Harry : How do I do that?

  Fritz : Use your charm!

  [walks away] 

  Harry : Charm... use your charm.

  [as Mrs. Van Hoskins walks by, Harry trips her and she falls] 

• Fritz : Don't touch his rocks.

  Eunice : I'll take care of those.

• Fritz : [beaming]  Mrs. Van Hoskins! It's so nice to have you back with us.

  Mrs. Van Hoskins : Hello, Hans.

  Fritz : Fritz.

  Mrs. Van Hoskins : What happened to Hans?

  Fritz : There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins. There is only me, Fritz!

  Mrs. Van Hoskins : Oh, what a shame.

  Fritz : Boy!

  Mrs. Van Hoskins : Now Franz, I'm going to take this with me. There are some things I need tonight.

• Fritz : I am afraid one of our guests has lost something.

  Eunice : Well, I fail to see how it could possibly be in here unless it crawled here under its own power.

  Fritz : Precisely Miss Burns.

  Eunice : What are you saying?

  Fritz : It appears one of our guests, a wealthy eccentric, has lost his pet snake.

  [Eunice screams and jumps onto the bed] 

  Fritz : Calm yourself, Miss Burns. May I suggest you shut yourself in the bathroom for a few moments while I search your room?

  Eunice : What if it's in there?

  Fritz : Impossible, madam. Snakes, as you know, live in mortal fear of... tile.

  [Eunice scurries into the bathroom] 

  Fritz : [reaches under bed and pulls out one of the cases]  It's all right Miss Burns. You can come out now.

  Eunice : What more can they do to me?