Slave Dolls (2023)
1/10
Borefest!!!
22 January 2024
Slave Dolls has got to be one of the most boring, uninteresting and badly made movies I've ever seen! Mostly silent movie with boring background music and the little dialog thrown in that is barely intelligible. At a little more than a hour the movie feels like it's forever long because barely anything happens that's interesting. The first half hour is mostly spent masturbating the sleeping victim with a dildo. Then we get a pretty unconvincing looking tongue cutting. After that it's more or less some very light bdsm torture. And then that's really about it. Mind you a little more happens but then again does it really?!

The best thing I can say about this movie is actress Brandy X bares every inch of herself in this movie. Since this film shows a lot of unsimulated action. Nothing more than sex toy insertion mind you, even though some brief scenes of porn are thrown in the middle of the film for little to no reason. And speaking of brief scenes shown for little to no reason, they do the typical thing that underground horror directors do when they can't build mood or show anything resembling realistic violence, instead they just throw a couple of random real murder scenes in just to pad some runtime and try to distress the audience in ways their not talented enough to do. And back to Brandy X, I got to say she really doesn't sell the violence at all! When she's getting abused she looks a little more than slightly annoyed than some one in actual fear for their life.

So I don't know who wrote the 10/10 score in the last review but I'm betting someone who worked on this project. Most likely the director. Either way trust me, this is hot GARBAGE!!!
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