Friday, September 29, 2006

LKY's Justification? The List of Discrimination posted by Human Book

I have chance upon this ‘List of Discrimination’ practised by the fine government and agencies. This ‘List’ is said to contained open secrets of statistics best verified by the government itself although AAB is said to ‘having originally wished to pursue a degree in Economics but failing to meet the required standard after failing his statistics paper’(according to Wikipedia), so for prominent leader, it’s anyone’s guess if he comprehends what this simple compendium of systematical mistreatment of minorities are intended.

List of racial discriminations (Malaysia):

(1) Out of all the 5 major banks, only one bank is multi-racial, the rest are controlled by malays

(2) 99% of Petronas directors are malays

(3) 3% of Petronas employees are Chinese

(4) 99% of 2000 Petronas gasoline stations are owned by malays

(5) 100% all contractors working under Petronas projects must be bumis status

(6) 0% of non-malay staffs is legally required in malay companies. But there must be 30% malay staffs in Chinese companies

(7) 5% of all new intake for government army, nurses, polices, is non-malays

(8) 2% is the present Chinese staff in Royal Malaysian Air Force (RMAF), drop from 40% in 1960

(9) 2% is the percentage of non-malay government servants in Putrajaya. But malays make up 98%

(10) 7% is the percentage of Chinese government servants in the whole government (in 2004), drop from 30% in 1960

(11) 95% of government contracts are given to malays

(12) 100% all business licensees are controlled by malay government e.g. Approved permits, Taxi permits, etc

(13) 80% of the Chinese rice millers in Kedah had to be sold to malay controlled Bernas in 1980s. Otherwise, life is make difficult for Chinese rice millers

(14) 100 big companies set up, owned and managed by Chinese Malaysians were taken over by government, and later managed by malays since 1970s e.g. MISC, UMBC, UTC, etc

(15) At least 10 Chinese owned bus companies (throughout Malaysia, throughout 40 years) had to be sold to MARA or other malay transport companies due to rejection by malay authority to Chinese application for bus routes and rejection for their application for new buses

(16) 2 Chinese taxi drivers were barred from driving in Johor Larkin bus station. There are about 30 taxi drivers and 3 are Chinese in October 2004. Spoiling taxi club properties was the reason given

(17) 0 non-malays are allowed to get shop lots in the new Muar bus station (November 2004)

(18) 8000 billion ringgit is the total amount the government channeled to malay pockets through ASB, ASN, MARA, privatisation of government agencies, Tabung Haji etc, through NEP over 34 years period

(19) 48 Chinese primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(20) 144 Indian primary schools closed down since 1968 - 2000

(21) 2637 malay primary schools built since 1968 - 2000

(22) 2.5% is government budget for Chinese primary schools. Indian schools got only 1%, malay schools got 96.5%

(23) While a Chinese parent with RM1000 salary (monthly) cannot get school-text-book-loan, a malay parent with RM2000 salary is eligible

(24) 10 all public universities vice chancellors are malays

(25) 5% - the government universities lecturers of non-malay origins had been reduced from about 70% in 1965 to only 5% in 2004

(26) Only 5% is given to non-malays for government scholarships over 40 years

(27) 0 Chinese or Indians were sent to Japan and Korea under "Look East Policy"

(28) 128 STPM Chinese top students could not get into the course that they aspired e.g. Medicine (in 2004)

(29) 10% place for non-bumi students for MARA science schools beginning from year 2003, but only 7% are filled. Before that it was 100% malays

(30) 50 cases whereby Chinese and Indian Malaysians, are beaten up in the National Service program in 2003

(31) 25% is Malaysian Chinese population in 2004, drop from 45% in 1957

(32) 7% is the present Malaysian Indians population (2004), a drop from 12% in 1957

(33) 2 million Chinese Malaysians had emigrated to overseas since 40 years ago

(34) 0.5 million Indian Malaysians had emigrated to overseas

(35) 3 million Indonesians had migrated into Malaysia and became Malaysian citizens with bumis status

(36) 600000 are the Chinese and Indian Malaysians with red IC and were rejected repeatedly when applying for citizenship for 40 years. Perhaps 60% of them had already passed away due to old age. This shows racism of how easily Indonesians got their citizenships compare with the Chinese and Indians

(37) 5% - 15% discount for a malay to buy a house, regardless whether the malay is rich or poor

(38) 2% is what Chinese new villages get compare with 98% of what malay villages got for rural development budget

(39) 50 road names (at least) had been changed from Chinese names to other names

(40) 1 Dewan Gan Boon Leong (in Malacca) was altered to other name (e.g. Dewan Serbaguna or sort) when it was being officially used for a few days. Government try to shun Chinese names. This racism happened in around year 2000 or sort

(41) 0 churches/temples were built for each housing estate. But every housing estate got at least one mosque/surau built

(42) 3000 mosques/surau were built in all housing estates throughout Malaysia since 1970. No temples, no churches are required to be built in housing estates

(43) 1 Catholic church in Shah Alam took 20 years to apply to be constructed. But told by malay authority that it must look like a factory and not look like a church. Still not yet approved in 2004

(44) 1 publishing of Bible in Iban language banned (in 2002)

(45) 0 of the government TV stations (RTM1, RTM2, TV3) are directors of non-malay origins

(46) 30 government produced TV dramas and films always showed that the bad guys had Chinese face, and the good guys had malay face. You can check it out since 1970s. Recent years, this tendency becomes less

(47) 10 times, at least, malays (especially Umno) had threatened to massacre the Chinese Malaysians using May 13 since 1969

(48) 20 constituencies won by DAP would not get funds from the government to develop. Or these Chinese majority constituencies would be the last to be developed

(49) 100 constituencies (parliaments and states) had been racistly re-delineated so Chinese voters were diluted that Chinese candidates, particularly DAP candidates lost in election since 1970s

(50) Only 3 out of 12 human rights items are ratified by Malaysia government since 1960

(51) 0 - elimination of all forms of racial discrimination (UN Human Rights) is not ratified by Malaysia government since 1960s

(52) 20 reported cases whereby malay ambulance attendances treated Chinese patients inhumanely, and malay government hospital staffs purposely delay attending to Chinese patients in 2003. Unreported cases may be 200

(53) 50 cases each year whereby Chinese, especially Chinese youths being beaten up by malay youths in public places. We may check at police reports provided the police took the report, otherwise there will be no record

(54) 20 cases every year whereby Chinese drivers who accidentally knocked down malays were seriously assaulted or killed by malays

(55) 12% is what ASB/ASN got per annum while banks fixed deposit is only about 3.5% per annum


You can see this ‘list’ posted by Human Book before at:
Sachatamia Group’s Blog
WorldPress.Org’s Letter to the Editor


So was LKY saying the Truth?
If it’s not, why did our gov even bother to do this?



Monday, September 25, 2006

Intergalactic Crappy News Express - Planet Bongabonga -49th



Meanwhile on Earth, 25th, September 2006
Orang utans face extinction
Cardiff University conservation geneticist Dr Benoit Goossens said the primates were found in 11 genetically isolated sub-populations in the Lower Kinabatangan region.


On Planet Bongabonga -49th
Orang Wutans Jerkin’ to Ecstasy

I swing on trees, Motherfucker!

Car-Drift University conservation genitalist(Ballz & Cunt Specialist?? lolx! – Mob) Dr (Chris)Benoit Goose said the primates were found in 111 genitalia isolated sub-populations in the Lower Kinda-of-a-Battered-Hand region. When you have so many fine-lookin’ female primates lazying on trees exposing their barangs here and there, the males must’ve had ‘their hands full’ – Mob.

“If nothing is done, most of these sub-populations will be extinct in the short and medium terms of less than 50 jerkin’ years,” Dr Goose said after a seminar on the future of the orang wutans in the Lower Kinda-of-a-Battered-Hand region on Fry’s day(Hey, I’m a Futurama-fan – Mob).   

Another orang wutan researcher Dr Iceball Lack-a-man-Pancreaz, co-director of the NGO HUTAN(‘I Owe Money’ in Canto – Mob), based in Syokaukau, Kinda-of-a-Battered-Hand said there was an urgent need to separate close contact between the orang wutan’s hands from his/her genitals by forcing them to wear cooking gloves to prevent primates choking their chicken to death.

“But establishing these rules is a slow process and illegal genitalia-stimulation may still occur in the meantime. Only a combination of Self-Abstinence and Lust Renunciation will succeed in eliminating all premature ejaculation risks and controlling inbreeding(omg i didnt change this – Mob) in the Kinda-of-a-Battered-Hand orang-wutan population,” Dr Lack-a-man-Pancreaz said. 

She said there was also a need for the orang wutan libido to be increased to enable the overall population to grow its organs to a viable size.  Zabah Wildlife Department director Dildo Andyou said that while it was looking at ways to connect the Lower Kinda-of-a-Battered-Hand orang wutan population to the populations of Segaliquid Lookan/Dryamakot (North) and Ulu SegaPs2/MaluAr (South), it would simultaneously conduct managed ‘no-hands-grabbing-crotch’ amongst the primates. 

The semen-nar funded by the ButtFisting-based Darkwin Initiative for the Survival of Species saw researchers conducting monitored handjobs on the short, medium and long term future of the primates. It was organised by the Zabah Wildlife Department, Universiti Malaysial Zabah, NGO HUTAN and Car-Drift University (UKiok). 

The models were based on information gathered about the primates, including their demographics, genetics and density of their privates

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Intergalactic Crappy News Express - Planet Bongabonga -49th

On our Azure Planet
Nazri: Lack of freedom in previous government
THERE was lack of freedom and some dictatorial tendencies during the previous administration, said Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz, Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department.


On Planet Bongabonga -49th

Neo-Nazree is a Dandy Luddite, Heil!

THERE was lack of freeDOM and some DICKtatorial tendencies during the previous administration, hints Kapitan Neo- Nazree Azeez been Jantan, Offizier in the Pri-Mate’s SM Department.


"Durinz the pasz dominationz..err.. I mean administrationz, it wuz a bit of a peniz-constrictionz, people weir not freez to keep their *wurstchen out (wurstchen is err… hotdog ~ mob)

"Now, when people are freez to spankz each other and wear rubber outfitz on da streetz, they talk about the bozz (Pri-Mate Babawi), and when people talk, this iz construed by some people as lozing control which in Sado Masochisme is a no-no, unlezz of coz you ar in Submission role-play.

"But, if you wanz to go back to da old ways, you can suggesz it in diz Torture Chamber; we can go along with it," Nazree said in reply to Opposition Leatherhead , who had reiterated that Babawi was losing control of his latex indulgence.

The original question came from Tengkoo RaiseALeg HamHam (BN-Gua BakChang) who wanted to know whether the Official Secretion Act was hindering efforts to combat irresponsible disposal of SM toys and turn SM practitioners underground.

Nazree said that there was nothing to conceal as the Addictive-Cruelty Agency(ACA) had been given full powers to inflict pain and sought gratification from suffferings of others.

"Furthermore, thoz who know about actz of seduction, but believe that they are tied(tightly)to da OSA, can lodge a reportz without signing the report(with his penis).

"Under da Addictive-Cruelty Act 1997, da ACA can proceedz witz a full-flogging even though it iz based on a pvc-made whip, unlike a natural flail made of ox-tails!," he said.

Nazree added that the ACA Act also provided lubricants, leather suits, metal chains, cuffs for witnesses in possible bondage cases.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Today on Intergalactic Crappy News Express: Planet Bongabonga -49th

Meanwhile on Earth, 19th, September 2006

KUALA LUMPUR: The only plaster cast of a "Bigfoot" footprint in the world is up for sale to the highest bidder.


On Planet Bongabonga – 49th,

Cowbungaaaaa!

KOLAM LUMPUR, Planet Bongabonga – 49th: BIGFART is about to attempt a intergalactic record for igniting a small island in the Spasific sea!

In demostration of its enormous flatulence, the once elusive BIGFART now appears on Sat broadcast to ‘blow’ away his competition but staging the biggest Gastrointestinal Event of the century by wipping a out a small island with a population of 2 bats and a coconut(I swear there’s inhabitants in there! ~ mob)

Paranormal-albeit-hysterical researcher Sniky Abdullaho Syedo Husseino Al-Attaso(damn typing his name is a pain! ~mob) said that as they had failed to raise the bar for a FART test to determine the sulfur and nitrogen content of the creature ‘s FART a few years ago although a remote village of indigenous snails were wiped out during BIGFART’s rampage. They planned to use the findings from the case to study the possibilityof harnessing BIGFART’s methane output for powering household aplliances like blenders and iPods.

Somewhere in a Parallel Universe ~ Today

Our Universe
HAVANA: “I am in control.” Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi asserted his authority when he told his critics that he has not lost control of his administration. 

Parallel Universe ~ Today

AYAM IN CONTROL!
Pic courtesy of Intergalactic Crap News Express of Planet Bongabonga -49th

HAVULVA: “Ayam in control”. In startling news, Babawi asserted his famous rooster as the De-factor of influence on his barn administration on Planet Bongabonga -49th where he sought to self-delusionised his environment with Hareem of white hens(500 cramped in a small pen in dismay conditions on last count ~ mob) and sacks of chicken-feed.

The TOP COCKEREL(his real name is ‘Bob’ btw ~ mob) said he was committed to making reforms in the chicken farm but would pluck things “my way.” 

However, ‘Bob’ added that he would not resort to making arbitrary changes or without consulting his barn mates which includes Khai(seefart) the duck, Nazee the neo-nazi ox, KaliGuloo the cute-goat-cum-propaganda-chief and Naheeb the cross-dressing goose.

Babawi added it was wrong of fellow barn animals to assume that he had lost control just because ‘Bob’ the rooster gives a hearty croak every morning and peck his way to his lap!

“This does not happen every day,” he added, saying that in such cases he would refer to all farm animals to put more enthusiasm into getting his loving.

Citing examples of a new hen house already in place, Babawi said he had allowed the setting up of select committees farm dogs to give the opportunity to all farm animals to give their views on important matters such as who gets to wallow in the mud besides the porkers(snog-snog!).

“We even include cows from the neighbouring farm in the committees. This is how a Barn should operate and this is one example of the reforms we initiated,” he said.  

Mob reporting for Intergalactic Crap News Express of Planet Bongabonga -49th.
We BONG first so you can SNORT!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Somewhere in a Parallel Universe ~ Today

Our Universe
During the TV3 interview last month, Abdullah denied that his son had received preferential treatment in his business dealings with the Government. Abdullah said he received the Scomi report two days ago and checked it against the comments he had made on the special TV interview and found that he was right. ~ Official Media Propaganda.


Parallel Universe ~ Today

Hmmm... this iz good shilznit!
Babawi demonstrating the proper way to score.

Somewhere in a Parallel Universe… our alternate PM is riding ‘HIGH’ on the confidence of the people since Dope has been legalised for personal and official usage which snorting sm*ck on a luxurious glass table is the officiating process instead of boring ol’ ribbon-cutting, aight!

“I’ve always believe in using Biotechnology in Marijua… errr I mean plant cultivation… Hence the millions we pour into an industry which we have never excel in.” ~ Babawi *looking all beady and sleepy.

On the facts dished out by international media linking his son’s engineering firm, SCOreMI being linked with nuclear devices for the black market,

“Yo, you people are high on caffeine!! This iz biznezzz, ‘know wat I’m saying, how else ya’ll think I buy good sh*t? with lunch money? ya’ll gottha be kiddin’ me, dawg!” ~ Babawi after 2 hits of tar on the glass table above.

Asked to deliberate more on the interview he gave on TV Tree regarding his son’s alleged privileges of hoarding government deals,

“I did not misled the junkies, err… I meant people! My son won all those gravy trains through open tenders, *winks. We OPEN up our list of Columbian contacts and they go all TENDER on our proposals, what can we say? I mean, besides them producing the best sm*ck in town, they’ve access to the Puerto Ricans with really BIG guns! And so far, they’ve never fail in ‘silencing’ the critics…tsk, tsk, huaaargh…” *yawning

“Now if you excuse mua, I gottha go finish what I’ve snorted…err.. started…” *fumbling his way back to his citadel bedroom with Jaheim’s Fiend song on a DTS-THX-Surround Ghetto Blaster…

I gotta quit
I gotta get this chick up out my system
She's no good for me
All of my dogs wanna hit her
Right after I'm with her
I eat then I fall asleep
And it's gettin costly
Lately all I've been banging is them chicks that come with seeds
But shorty she's a dime
In fact that girl's a dove
And I think I'm falling in love
She gets me all choked up
I can barely catch my breath
Don't want to pass her around
I keep her to myself
You see she gives me stimulation
Ain't nobody messing up our rotation
Although I think it's big
And you better believe
Nobody blazing it up but me



Misleading? NO! of course not, after all this is just another Universe!


Thursday, September 07, 2006

Mat Rempit: A Simple Solution, Beb!

Jom REMP-IT!

The Problem
This Mat Rempit 'Movement' is suppose to be anti-authority in nature. There's no longer 'fun' or 'glory' in it if it gets regulated and by the way how you regulate these stunts? Even getting a bike to rempit is through illegal means(i.e. by stealing/robbing/company’s despatch property/falsifying plates) so they could abandon these bikes whenever they're caught in desperate situations.

The Solution
I have came across a simple solution from a friend.
Isn't it about time all motorcyclist starts paying TOLL?
Thanks to the Tun who abolished them a couple of years back as a ‘Farewell’ gift to the nation, he would be horrified if he were to drive down LDP on a typical friday night these days.

There're TOLLs everywhere, every major highways has these 'ready-made' solutions. Imagine having to pay $$$ for every 'thrill' rides, these rempits will confine themselves to trunk roads to avoid paying TOLLs.

Beb, satu round lagi kite rempit, amacam?
Not when it’s RM1 each time you pass a TOLL!

Decent Motorcyclists Being Penalised?
Please spare us the details about not having money to pay TOLLs when the rest of us road-users are paying for lanes you used daily. By riding a bike, you’re saving a bundle. No road tax for below 150cc, RM10 petrol for the at least 4 days usage when the rest of us are paying 6x-10x, cheap maintenance and free parking. One of the main reason the road tax exemption and free TOLL was suppose to lift the burden off students and lower-income workers.

Most students lives within earshot or in campuses, hence the road tax exemption works well but there’s no excuse of not paying TOLL whenever you feel like going to KL/major town centres to ‘Partay’ or drink with friends. As for the lower-income workers who uses bikes to work, please realised the costs of earning a living is now higher.

Why should YOU be exempted? If you’re working for the Gov, lagi bagus, semuanya ada, allowance naik, claim naik, wah! bagus sungguh your Kepala thinks of you!
The rest of us who doesn’t depend on the Gov kena pulak! Kenotler liddat! Hahaha

End-of-Road
For some, that is…
I’ve come across other worthy solutions such as:

1. Heavy penalties/fine. You think they’ll pay? lolx
2. Merit/Point Systems. You think the bikes/number plates are not Falsified for racing/rempiting? lolx
3. Higher Insurance. Auw… refer to point no. 2. lox

All these solutions are laughable as you can see, our country is unique. We need Special Measures like our Currency Monetary solution like the Tun(aha, there’s still good in him ~ Obi Wan Kenobi) put in place during the Crisis days.

Like I put forward above, this solution is owed to a friend of mine who has seen the worst in this little Rempit Movement that’s sweeping the nation and kampungs. It’s worth a mention since it’s coming from a humble average Malaysian who wants to see this lethal trend dies a peaceful death.


Preng-preng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng-deng… deng–thud.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Somewhere in a Parallel Universe ~ Today



Somewhere in a Parallel Universe… our alternate PM makes a great claim!
Steve would’ve been proud.

"(It's) not nice!" ~ Mob Boss

"(It's) not nice!" said Abdullah after a closed-door meeting with division head Datuk Ahmad ibni Hajar and other state party leaders.

PENANG: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi today (Sept 5, 2006) ticked off some state Umno members for displaying banners criticising Chief Minister Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon at the official opening of the Tanjung Umno Tanjung building on Bishop Street.

Duh!
Like a delusional man who’ve never known he’s the leader of the most racist party in Malaysia. Like we care what happens to Dr. Koh-koh Jiao, the main reason for Babawi’s outrage I suspect is because the Penang CM is HIS ‘Capo* up north and the RM2billion Penang Outer Ring Road PORR Project is held under this Capo of his. You’re talking about his turf here, and with these ‘self-proclaimed marginalised’ AMNO Youth Penang making ruckus and putting themselve on the frontpage news, it’s not good for Business, if you know what I mean…

And AMNO Youth should be the LAST humpdinks shouting about being marginalised. Try the whole country being marginalsed for the last 40 years just so YOU(AMNO Youth) could voice out your politicized ‘Marginalised!’ today. For crying out loud, get a job!

*Italian term for Captain, Mob Captain that is…

Monday, September 04, 2006

Budget 2007: Screwed Againlar.

As usual, the Budget 2007 announced last Friday has nothing to do with the majority of us in the private sector, though we are the strongest contributor on economic scale. Majority of our taxes actually goes into funding our most expensive Government in Malaysian history(RM112.9b) and the rest goes into ‘development’(read: into their hands again). A measly 1% in corporate taxation for 07–08 is a fuckin’ Yawn when most of our blue chips companies are crapping shiltniz for the last couple of years, all except THEOILCOMPANY and of course SCOreMI who’re busy building nuclear devices for the highest bidder.

Agriculture and Biotechnology
Agriculture and Biotech are industries which yields the least, not unlike sepak-takraw, we can no longer compete with the Thais. Out-played and Out-classsed although we have so many freakin’ Gov agencies which are supposed to help the agriculture industry. 

Biotechnology are expensive IMPORTS, we have never excel in Research and Development in anything. We have ‘adapted’ technologies but no, we are not known for innovating anything except for local artiste gossips. Stop ‘bio’shitting everything. We are known as ‘natural resource producer’ and our attempts at create something useful out of our resources are pathetic. The only ‘natural resources’ we have left are limited oil, palm oil(planted by Indonesians,and most are located at Indonesia and dodgy land-clearing has filled our lungs with choking haze annually) and some bananas. Biotechnology is also misleading because it’s too wide, what are we focusing on? Agriculture? Food? Medicine? or cloning more Son-In-Laws?(Genetic Manipulation lar!)

Tax Exemptions
Tax exemption for the purchase of computers from RM500 to RM3,000 which was claimable every three years instead of the earlier five years. Seems like a continuation from the Tun’s policy, so no cookies for Pak Lah on this one.

Tax exemption for the purchase of books had been increased from RM700 to RM1,000 a year. Great, except prices of books are raised too.


Human Capital Development
Huge sums were allocated for schools, universities, scholarships, skills training and youth and sports development. Spending our tax money on education is the bread and butter for any mediocre leaders, but over the years we have witness the deterioting skills of teachers and poor planning in building a decent education system. Blame the head, our education systems changed according to the Education Ministers’ wimps, not because of keeping up with times or to forge a Nation. Our history books has been molded by zealous ‘proffesors’ and ‘educators to suit politician’s agenda. How could an imbecile keris-wielding Leroy becomes a Education minister is anyone’s guess.

Sports Development. Ask the MyTeam ‘Twas the Dweam, My Team’ duos if they’re providing these waterboys a future with proper education AFTER the 90min. Would you hire someone who probably can’t spell ‘M-y-T-e-a-m’? This goes against everything Sports ever stands for, that you have to take a proper route of balancing your education with training so you could still ‘kick’ up dough long after you stop kicking the ball.

As for the Sports Minister, besides being a co-host to the SIL, once-upon-a-time in a boring TV show, she has yet to display any knowledge of administering our sports ministry. Having a RM490 Million Sports RnD(refer to our excellent RnD comment above) in middle of London does not gives our athletes the extra edges(height, strength, skill, etc). Why not save RM490 Million and use our other HUGE spending on Biotechnology to create Super Steriods which are are impossible to detect?
I’m sure once our athletes starts doping our local-made steroids, we could out-run/jump/kick any competition, plus the lucrative deals of supplying interested nations of our ‘innovations’. Dope dealers? NO!  We’re in Pharmaceuticals!

Women Empowerment
Wow, what a word… RM50 subsidy for a mammogram. Is that all women empowerment stands for? A subsidy to check breasts? Try these words, Misyar, Alimony, Divorce thru SMS, Poligamy, Gatal and that infamous long word ‘Marry-a-divorcee/widow/single-parent-and-get-half-of-HERS’. How do you empower women when you keep robbing and stripping them of rights? You can’t give what is not yours to begin with. And these policy makers have mothers?


Reducing Regional Disparities
Says here, ‘Development projects will be undertaken in Peninsular Malaysia, Sabah and Sarawak.’

HAHAHA. Read: Just Penang and Kulim(Johor doesn’t count ‘coz it’s Private Initiatives). Sabah and Sarawak, you can keep on dreaming. Thanks for voting BN again, now crank the backyard generator for electricity, dig wells for water and don’t sell your 4x4 truck just yet, the road ahead will still be as bumpy as it was 20 years ago! Worse, we will DIVIDE up your rebel-prone areas into smaller portions and flood it with immigrants with genuine MyKads under pretense of annexation laws which we make up ourselves. Heck, we can change the constituition while YOU are sleeping!

Eradication of Poverty
RM578 million is allocated to accelerate the eradication of poverty.
How do you ‘accelerate’ something INVISIBLE? Using Transperancy of course! In fact it’s being done while you’re not looking! Ask the convicted ex-minister of Rural & Poverty Development, I’m sure he’s a Master of Invisibility, provided you could find him.

Housing for the low income group
How many ‘housing for the low income group’ needs? Or does it read ‘Equally-low-cost-shoddy-workmanship-shack? These ‘low-cost’ houses are known to be cost-cutting ‘obligation’ commited by the Gov to all housing developers. Thus, most would probably sell or rent it to immigrants when it’s get too dangerous to live in with their family. The last I heard, there were too many of these vacant houses around with no takers.

Civil Servants Rewarded
This is a no brainer. He need to do this so he could keep the votes. Let the recent SMS-threat to Customs Officer issue remind the civil servants the raise comes with price. A gag. Basically it just meant they’re surrendering their rights to voice out to their ‘Masters’. Hence the ‘muka-masam’ you get everytime you sought any Gov depts out. Carrot on a stick, but in our case, we fed the donkey too much til they’re too lazy to do anything else.

RM4.9 Billion to Make Police More Efficient?
RM4.9 billion allocation to enhance the efficiency of the police force’s operation. What efficiency? When you can’t even admit your shortcomings, how could you say ‘enhance efficiency’? $$$ DOES NOT BUY EFFICIENCY. $$$ gets you ‘Good Merceneries’ in the short term! Having a proper order and procedures does keep your forces in line. Knowing there’s a higher food-chain above you keeps you on the edge and stops you from snacking on the herd you’re suppose to ‘Serve & Protect’. I’m all for raising the welfare of the forces but do you reward them first and expect results later? At least have the decency to implement the IPCMC before announcing the Carrot. The public have suffered whenever the force are ‘not efficient’.

Where’s our RM409 Billion to tolerate and endure these ‘inefficiencies’?
Like the famous copper question everytime they pull you over, “Maciam Mana?”

Recommended tagline:
Budget 2007: Self-delusion Spending Towards the Alluded State.

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ps: The world says farewell to Steve Irwin aka ‘Crocodile hunter’, he gets to ‘go’ while on field missions like he intended. Nobody says ‘Amazin’…’ like he does.

Malaysian Buddhists bids ‘Good Karma’ to the late Rev. K. Sri. Dhammnanda of the Buddhist Vihara, may he have a great reincarnation and get closer to the Jackpot, i.e.: Nirvana. ~Mob(Dhamma Priya, class of 87–88.)