I am an actual squirrel. Literally, and not figuratively.

I have been a user of Wikipedia for looking up info and such for a long time. Ever since I made my first edit, I've been addicted, breathlessly listening to the melody of enlightenment being bestowed upon humanity in real time.

...So, in actuality, the majority of that is likely the hooting of vandals and trolls - but pay them no mind.

Squirrels

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Please enjoy the following squirrel facts found here.

 
 
Probably me (we all look very much alike), on a hike, c. 2006 (pre-weight loss).

Barnstars!

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  The Original Barnstar
In honor of all your great contributions and recently making your 1,000th edit to articles on English Wikipedia, please accept this barnstar :)

Thanks so much for all your hard work! Maryana (WMF) (talk) 23:35, 9 April 2012 (UTC)

  The Working Wikipedian's Barnstar
A barnstar to you for reviewing 75 or more submissions during the WikiProject Articles for creation March 2014 Backlog Elimination Drive. Thanks for your work to improve Wikipedia!
Posted by Northamerica1000 (talk) on 17:59, 12 April 2014 (UTC) using MediaWiki message delivery (talk), on behalf of WikiProject Articles for creation
  The Teamwork Barnstar
A barnstar to you for re-reviewing 25 or more user reviews during the WikiProject Articles for creation March 2014 Backlog Elimination Drive. Thanks for your work to improve Wikipedia!
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