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== Ugly layout ==
''Auf wiedersehen'' Adrian, it's good to see you've found an interest in Wikipedia, but the fact remains that your userpage is [[ugly]], and [[noob]]. If you would like a more [[refined]] and [[sexy]] userpage, like that of [[User:Black-Velvet|mine]] and [[User:Psychade|Dan's]], just post a ''massage'' on my [[User_talk:Black-Velvet|talk page]].
Yes, it is ugly, and it is n00b, but that is because I only started yesterday and I couldn't be screwed making it proper yet. I shall do it some time in the future, and no, I do not need any help doing so yet. I'll post a ''message'' should I need such help, but I shall not post a massage. That's pretty kinky. --[[User:Sumo Sniper|Sumo Sniper]] 12:14, 17 March 2006 (UTC)
Why thank you. But in future, if you are not going neaten up your page, at least neaten up your sentence structure. I acknowledge that we're all trying to be smart-arses here, as is one of the policies when posting ''massages'' of any kind on Wikipedia, but being a smart-arse requires 'smart-writing', and ''"couldn't be screwed making it proper yet"'' doesn't quite constitute 'smart-writing'. Sorry to pick at your [[toenail]]s with a [[spoon]], but I just want to give you a little advice, ''iz all''. Good luck in your future interactions with the Wikipedia community. I'll see if I can knock together a template saying ''This user wears a man-string''. [[User:Black-Velvet|Black-Velvet]] 06:14, 18 March 2006 (UTC)
What? Who said something to me?
What gives you the impression I was being a smart-arse? That's not one of my userboxes. And if we're going to get toenail-spoon picky, then maybe you should remember that Auf Wiedersehen is "Good bye" in English. It is not hello by any definition I can think of, as your use of it was suggesting. I think you two should probably stop spamming my talk page, seeing as a self-mutilating emo and a long haired hippy have no right to do so. [[User:Sumo Sniper|Sumo Sniper]] 11:59, 20 March 2006 (UTC)
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